cigarettefaggot:

rarebritney:

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me “two limes and a lemon… Anything could happen”

pointnclick:

pointnclick:

I just ate basically uncooked oatmeal and it was pretty good

Just leave me alone

memewhore:

huffylemon:

I love it when semi trucks come to a stop and let that little fart out

sketiana:

real and true

sandmandaddy69:

theanti90smovement:

Government forcing you to have teeth.

followthebluebell:

i think furniture legs should be carved into little animal feet again.  i think that would solve a lot of problems.